Please reblog this if you know someone who has been eaten by Reavers and is now the hood ornament of a Reaver ship. About 85% of people will not reblog this because they have no idea what a Reaver is; about 10% will start speaking Chinese, or say something profound like, “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you”, and about 5% will start singing “The Hero of Canton”.
redcloud: A few will just whisper, “Miranda”. Best to leave those ones alone, and quickly.
and if you’re lucky, they’ll do it in that order